
JERSEY CITY, NJ—Watching him settle into his favourite nook sales space for a late breakfast, sources reported Monday that native common Dale Jenkins has been coming to Miss America Diner lengthy sufficient to know all of the totally different forks by identify. “Lenny, Frank, Alice—how the hell are ya?” the person stated to 3 of the diner’s many distinctive, water-stained items of silverware, which he has reportedly been on a first-name foundation with for the previous decade, his frequent visits enabling him to strike up an intimate dialog irrespective of which shift it’s when he stops in. “What’s new? Alice, final time I noticed you I imagine you had been about to make a journey by means of the dishwasher, weren’t you? How’d that go? I do know I say this on a regular basis, however you guys are the most effective, all the time greeting me with a pleasant shiny welcome and placing all of the tasty meals in my mouth. Good firm, too! That jogs my memory—any phrase from Professor Tines? I’m in right here three or 4 occasions per week, and I ain’t seen him round these days. Anyhow, I introduced footage of my weekend on the Shore to point out him. Thought he may get a kick out of these.” At press time, Jenkins had been declared a hero by different patrons who had witnessed him leap into motion to catch his favourite fork Ron earlier than it fell to the ground.